Your Red Flags Don’t Match My Wallpaper
As is typical in our generation, we met like so many romances: by accidentally liking an Instagram post three months old at 2:17 in the morning. Was this by chance or chancelessness? No; rather it was due to insomnia, lack of self-respect, and overwhelming amounts of
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MY SELF-RESPECT IS MY WHEY PROTEIN
I’ve made my life’s mission permanent by choosing myself over temporary opportunities, people and vibes. I don’t feel protein-deficient in today’s romance economy. Instead, I gorge daily on self-respect – an organic, cruelty-free, gluten-intolerant protein source I crave daily – while adding in some sarcasm, sensuality,
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